Enemy Sighting Player:
“Company? What a surprise.” (deadpan)
“So much for stargazing.” (quiet resentment)
“Let’s see you put that weapon to use.” (expectation)
Enemy Engaged:
“Greenhorn.” (derisive)
“Excellent footwork, but this isn’t a dance.” (wry)
“Fall.” (commanding)
Enemy Lost Vision During Combat:
“Really?” (exasperated)
“I don’t need this shit, I’m six-farking-hundred.” (exasperated, slightly winded)
“You certainly hide better than you fight.” (pouty)
Killed by Player:
[Wet cough] “I don’t understand.” (pained, becomes unintelligible towards the end)
“Mag...nificent... riposte... (with great exertion, “riposte” is an inhaled gasp)
“Suppose it’s too late to become... a gardener.” (pained, remorseful).
Item Descriptions
Fool’s Cavort (Unique)
A hermit smith forged this great sword from a particularly heavy alloy of metals to mock the reckless, whirling swordplay of Khem Ox-Arm. Perhaps too foolish to understand he was tricked, Khem trained with the over-weighted blade until its heft grew natural. Its impact can, and has, diverted rivers. Slow. Hits Multiple Targets. Inflicts Winded, Cleaved, and Annihilation.
Winged Spear (Uncommon)
A sharp iron point at the end of a stout hardwood shaft, flanged near its tip to prevent a target from running itself through to savage the wielder. Wherever Brass Tusks roam, a hunter can always find a winged spear for purchase. Long Reach. High Accuracy.
Iron Hammer (Common)
Construction equipment wielded deconstructively. Inflicts Winded. Armor Breaker.